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Lunch Club! ‘Hell No: The Sensible Horror Film’ Is Probably The Smartest Horror Film Of All Time

Finally, a movie where everyone makes good decisions.

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You know that hysterical friend you have who always gets really angry in the middle of horror movies and yells things like, “Why the f**k would you walk outside and inspect that mysterious chainsaw noise?! Lock the doors and call the police, you idiot! This movie is so stupid! Who would do that?! I hate this movie! 0 stars!”

Firstly, they need to calm down a bit. Secondly, ‘Hell No: The Sensible Horror Film’ is made especially for them.

“And so I said, ‘F**k this stank-ass cabin… Let’s go to Cabo and get waaaasted!” is probably the most sensible thing a horror movie character has ever said.