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Lunch Club! Great Great Grandma Turns 100, Hires A Male Stripper

She rocked up with baby oil and whipped cream, too.

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Remember last year, when that amazing old woman was interviewed about living to be 100, and talked about nothing but dicks?

We just found her a new best friend.

Doris Deahardie celebrated her centenary by selecting a stripogram online, ordering a limo, and rolling to a hotel with baby oil and whipped cream.

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Apparently Plan A was to go on a helicopter ride — but when she asked her daughter-in-law if the pilot would strip for her, Sharon suggested they find a professional. “I told the lad he might have to be careful with her because of her age,” Sharon told the local paper, “but then she told me she wanted the whole lot!”

He delivered it to the soothing tunes of LMFAO.

Oh yeah, NSFW.