Horny Men Are Beside Themselves That Lola Bunny Has Lost Her Boobs In The ‘Space Jam’ Sequel
"Spare a thought for the adult men who have had to deal with Mr Potato Head, Dr Seuss and now this all in the space of a week."
It’s been 24 years since we were given the most ambitious human-animation crossover of all time: Space Jam.
And now, we finally have our first look at the Space Jam: A New Legacy, the 2021 sequel to the original basketball comedy that starred Michael Jordan and a number of Looney Tunes favourites.
While we don’t really know much about the upcoming film beyond the sneak peek pictures shared by Entertainment Weekly and the fact that LeBron James would be leading the story, the director of Space Jam 2 has revealed one major change to the vibe of A New Legacy: Lola Bunny is no longer going to be sexy.
Director Malcolm D. Lee explained that the team “reworked” Lola Bunny as he was “caught off guard” by the “very sexualised” way the animated rabbit was portrayed in the original 1996 film.
“This is 2021. It’s important to reflect the authenticity of strong, capable female characters,” Lee explained.
Lola Bunny redesign from 1996 > 2021 pic.twitter.com/Uc4uBX7FCT
— SB® (@drakecereal) March 4, 2021
Naturally, the horny bastards of the world were absolutely beside themselves over the news that *checks notes* an animated rabbit was *checks notes again* losing her tits after 24 years of being sexualised.
“This crap is getting so old. Let’s just get rid of everything with sex appeal because it offends a small percentage of people,” tweeted one absolute hornbag. “Let’s act like women with big boobs don’t even exist.”
“How tf they gonna deflate her like that,” cried one man at the sight of a flatter chest. “Communist China has won. Liberty is dead,” exclaimed another.
“Oh great, they may as well just call this #WokeJam,” quipped one man, who clearly thought he was really clever with his take. “The woke keeps waking up from sleeping. Gotta love all this pressure that’s coming from the ‘Woke’. Not sure why people are so soft now a days.”
This man is in distress pic.twitter.com/g4GpCOIktN
— Miss Catatonic Potato 2021 (@danieteebee) March 4, 2021
Naturally, people online rallied together to take the piss out of these horny bastards, and their strange obsession with a literal cartoon rabbit and her titties.
As much as these men like to think that Lola Bunny’s redesign is “woke culture gone mad” and “the left pushing an agenda”, the new-look Lola is likely just to prevent these grown men from jerking off in the middle of children’s films.
first they take Lola Bunny’s breasts, what’s next? Elmo’s pendulous red cock and balls?
— sarah schauer ? (@sarahschauer) March 5, 2021
the liberals took away lola bunny’s fat fucking tits cancel culture has gone too far!!!! https://t.co/67fjnSeWwV
— Piss Vortex (@pissvortex) March 4, 2021
So here are all the best reactions to horny men absolutely losing their mind over Lola Bunny… literally just putting on a sports bra and some looser workout gear.
spare a thought for the adult men who have had to deal with Mr Potato Head, Dr Seuss and now this all in the space of a week https://t.co/vLY8K9Y8LU
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) March 4, 2021
IT WAS ME, BARRY. I MADE THEM DRAW LOLA BUNNY WITH FEWER SEXUAL FEATURES SO THAT YOU WOULDNT BE HORNY AND REDUCE YOUR BLOODFLOW TO MAKE YOU A MILLISECOND SLOWER. SLOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO KILL IRIS pic.twitter.com/3qfUo282i1
— Baldy James / Pokémon Papi (@on_verbs) March 4, 2021
People are complaining about desexualizing children's cartoon Lola Bunny? Fine. I say we compromise and just make Bugs Bunny ripped with an impressive dick print. No one is happy. Everyone is scared. Win. Win. https://t.co/RFkd1ktY8N
— Subhah (@Subhah) March 4, 2021
Space jam 2 scene:
LeBron James: hello Lola you do not make anyone horny. I respect you for basketball
Lola bunny: thank you
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) March 4, 2021
*growls*
*starts foaming at the mouth*
"where the FUCK… "
*foam flies out of mouth*
*clenches fist*
*grits teeth*
*kubrick stare*
"are the bunny's TITS?!?" https://t.co/vNhGlaXCWj— chris (@icedoutomnitrix) March 5, 2021
they’re not making lola bunny sexy because they’re making lebron sexy. they’re giving him honkers. big ol bagoobas
— jacky (@JackWilliamRtF) March 5, 2021
Lola got top surgery and we should support them pic.twitter.com/SxpPUjCl8T
— Grace Freud (@GraceGFreud) March 4, 2021
In conclusion, men PLEASE stop being so horny over Lola Bunny. PLEASE
Lola Bunny is trending… pic.twitter.com/uXQZxEtYh6
— Darcy. ??? (@Molo_Lolo) March 4, 2021
The new, unsexy Lola Bunny’s ‘Space Jam: A New Legacy’ is set to hit cinemas on July 15.