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Horny Men Are Beside Themselves That Lola Bunny Has Lost Her Boobs In The ‘Space Jam’ Sequel

"Spare a thought for the adult men who have had to deal with Mr Potato Head, Dr Seuss and now this all in the space of a week."

by Michelle Rennex  5 March 2021
Lola Bunny Space Jam Redesign

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It’s been 24 years since we were given the most ambitious human-animation crossover of all time: Space Jam. 

And now, we finally have our first look at the Space Jam: A New Legacy, the 2021 sequel to the original basketball comedy that starred Michael Jordan and a number of Looney Tunes favourites.

While we don’t really know much about the upcoming film beyond the sneak peek pictures shared by Entertainment Weekly and the fact that LeBron James would be leading the story, the director of Space Jam 2 has revealed one major change to the vibe of A New Legacy: Lola Bunny is no longer going to be sexy.

Director Malcolm D. Lee explained that the team “reworked” Lola Bunny as he was “caught off guard” by the “very sexualised” way the animated rabbit was portrayed in the original 1996 film.

“This is 2021. It’s important to reflect the authenticity of strong, capable female characters,” Lee explained.

Naturally, the horny bastards of the world were absolutely beside themselves over the news that *checks notes* an animated rabbit was *checks notes again* losing her tits after 24 years of being sexualised.

“This crap is getting so old. Let’s just get rid of everything with sex appeal because it offends a small percentage of people,” tweeted one absolute hornbag. “Let’s act like women with big boobs don’t even exist.”

“How tf they gonna deflate her like that,” cried one man at the sight of a flatter chest. “Communist China has won. Liberty is dead,” exclaimed another.

“Oh great, they may as well just call this #WokeJam,” quipped one man, who clearly thought he was really clever with his take. “The woke keeps waking up from sleeping. Gotta love all this pressure that’s coming from the ‘Woke’. Not sure why people are so soft now a days.”

Naturally, people online rallied together to take the piss out of these horny bastards, and their strange obsession with a literal cartoon rabbit and her titties.

As much as these men like to think that Lola Bunny’s redesign is “woke culture gone mad” and “the left pushing an agenda”, the new-look Lola is likely just to prevent these grown men from jerking off in the middle of children’s films.

So here are all the best reactions to horny men absolutely losing their mind over Lola Bunny… literally just putting on a sports bra and some looser workout gear.

In conclusion, men PLEASE stop being so horny over Lola Bunny. PLEASE

The new, unsexy Lola Bunny’s ‘Space Jam: A New Legacy’ is set to hit cinemas on July 15.