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I’m Glad To See We’re All On The Same Page About Jason Sudeikis Being A Certified DILF Now

Ted Lasso creator and former SNL cast member Jason Sudeikis returned to the show this week for hosting duties and the internet is horny for him.

by Lavender Baj  25 October 2021

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Ted Lasso creator and everyone’s favourite internet daddy Jason Sudeikis returned to Saturday Night Live this week for his first performance since he hung up the boots all those years ago and hoo boy, call me a devil because I am horny.

For those unfamiliar, Sudeikis starred as a recurring cast member on SNL from 2005 to 2013, giving us some of the most iconic skits like the Jon Bovi “opposite band” and the devil on Weekend Update.

But over the weekend, Sudeikis returned to promote his wildly successful TV show Ted Lasso in his first ever appearance hosting the variety show and now everyone is dangerously horny for him.

Personally, I’ve been very into him since I saw his pictures in GQ earlier this year, where he looks like a five course meal with a side of dessertjason sudeikis hot

But for many people on the internet, Sudeikis’ role as the hot teacher was the sexual awakening they didn’t know they needed.

You can watch the full skit below, but the crux of it is that you get to see Jason Sudeikis and Ego Nwodim — two extremely hot individuals — have a passionate on-screen makeout sesh.

He also reprised his role as the devil in Saturday’s episode, but that was — ironically — much less horny.

But the fact that we’re horny for Jason Sudeikis now isn’t the weird thing here. No. It’s the fact that we’ve all collectively experienced the Jason Sudeikis sexual awakening in sync. Or, as I like to call it, the Ted Lasso Effect.

Honestly? Normalise cheating on your husband with your kid’s teacher who is Jason Sudeikis!

I am not kidding when I say Ego Nwodim understood the assignment. This woman knew what she was DOING.

To put it simply, we’ve all collectively decided we’re horny for Jason Sudeikis now. It’s confusing, it makes Ted Lasso hit very different and it’s just a lot to process, honestly.

Perhaps Sudeikis has always been hot, and maybe I just discovered this after reading up on all of the “marathon” sex he and former partner Olivia Wilde had before she allegedly left him for Harry Styles. Either way, I’m not mad about this information.

The rest of the episode wasn’t quite as horny as this particular sketch, but is definitely worth a watch. Thankfully, Australians can FINALLY stream SNL on Binge and no longer have to live vicariously through clips on Twitter.