Ja Rule’s Luxury Festival Was A Complete Disaster And People On The Internet Are Loving It
Garbage Fyre.
Social media users are at serious risk of overdosing on schadenfreude, following the news that the ultra-luxe Fyre Festival in the Bahamas has imploded in spectacular fashion.
Organised by Ja Rule and entrepreneur Billy McFarland, and promoted by celebrities including Kendall Jenner, Emily Ratajkowski and Bella Hadid, the event in Exuma was hyped as “the culture experience of the decade.” Wealthy punters paid between US$1,000 (AU$1,335) and US$12,000 (AU$16,000) to see the likes of Blink-182, Migos and Major Lazer, while enjoying “first-class culinary experiences and a luxury atmosphere” over two weekends.
What they got instead was a mess of unfurnished tents, half-build infrastructure, damp bedding, feral dogs, mountains of garbage and a general Lord of the Flies meets Children of Men kind of a vibe.
“The conditions were disgusting. No one would talk to us or help us,” one festival-goer told The New Yorker. “People’s stuff was getting stolen; people were dragging mattresses from tent to tent across the sand.”
“It was such a shit show.”
In case you’re wondering, those “cabanas” are actually disaster relief tents.#fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/jaZpkIKVT2
— Matt Halfhill (@MattHalfhill) April 28, 2017
The dinner that @fyrefestival promised us was catered by Steven Starr is literally bread, cheese, and salad with dressing. #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/I8d0UlSNbd
— Tr3vor (@trev4president) April 28, 2017
This sums up Fyre Festival. #fyre #fyrefestival #fyrefest pic.twitter.com/x4xcFBL8Yg
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
These are the secure lockers at Fyre Fest. They forgot to tell us we needed locks. #fyrefestival #fyrefest pic.twitter.com/Tqyjqbg2Gy
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
The shitstorm wasn’t contained to the campsite, either, with attendees who fled back to Exuma airport reportedly locked inside the terminal for hours without food or water.
A guy just passed out in the airport because it’s so hot since they locked us in. The guards got into it with some guys. #fyrefestival
— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
Unsurprisingly, the festival has since been officially cancelled, with Ja Rule posting on Twitter that it was “NOT HIS FAULT”. Speaking to Rolling Stone, McFarland blamed the fiasco on “a bad storm [that] came in and took down half of our tents and busted water pipes”, while conceding that they may have perhaps been “a little bit ambitious” and “a little naive”.
— Ja Rule (@Ruleyork) April 28, 2017
The reaction online has been mostly sympathetic, with social media users sending positive vibes to all the unfortunate festival-goers caught up in the chaos.
Haha, just kidding!
whoever holds the selfie stick gets to talk #fyrefestival
— Jason Mallory (@JasonPMallory) April 28, 2017
#FyreFestival is an art installation where mediocre people realize what their lives would be like without rich parents.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 28, 2017
Don’t worry #FyreFest Concert-Goers, Kendall Jenner is on her way with Pepsi to help u wash down that dinner…#FyreFestival @TMZ #TMZ pic.twitter.com/hQ2gkUnhoW
— Brushing Off (@BrushingOff) April 28, 2017
I prayed and prayed for a new, better final season of LOST and it has arrived in the form of #fyrefestival
— Chris Daniels (@sirchrisdaniels) April 28, 2017
“Anybody know time Migos’ set is?” #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/2g3fVdvSGg
— Patti LaHelle (@_maleficentt) April 28, 2017
Props to #Entertainment720 for their work on #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/tOMpXmLhAL
— liz laribee (@lizlaribee) April 28, 2017
According to McFarland, all tickets will be refunded. “We’re going to take every measure to make this right for everybody now, and make this right for everybody next year,” he promised.
All joking aside, I’d like to send a serious message to everyone who was scammed at #FyreFestival:
We’re laughing AT you, not with you.
— Adam (@GingerPimpernel) April 29, 2017
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Feature image via William N. Finley IV/Twitter