The Internet Is Delighting In The Gigantic Sinkhole That Opened Up Near Malcolm Turnbull’s House
Good luck finding a better metaphor for Turnbull's career as Prime Minister.
If there has ever been a more perfect metaphor for Malcolm Turnbull’s career as Prime Minister than a giant gaping hole in the ground, I am yet to find it.
Yesterday, a sinkhole swallowed up a section of the footpath on Wentworth Street in Point Piper, an extremely affluent suburb in inner-Sydney. Point Piper is also home to one Malcolm B. Turnbull. You may know him better as Mr. Trumble.
BREAKING: The Point Piper sinkhole neighbouring the PM's residence has just sold for $4.8 million. The Sydney property market is wild.
— Kemal Atlay (@kemal_atlay) February 8, 2017
Point Piper sinkhole: trendy basement living, open plan, close to all amenities. $1,000 per week.
— Beneviolent©️ Pandy (@MoaniePandium) February 8, 2017
Naturally, the idea of an enormous, sucking pit less than a kilometre from the Prime Minister’s mansion caused the internet to erupt with glee.
Turnbull's secret tunnel to the Cayman's discovered… he can't get anything right#auspol #sinkhole #pointpiper #crims pic.twitter.com/qofkQyA9C2
— Philip Evans (@phileevo) February 8, 2017
Tony claims he has had nothing to do with the sinkhole near Malcolm's house. pic.twitter.com/q4lIXoAXKk
— Team WTF (@CraigSinclairAU) February 8, 2017
The source of the Turnbull sinkhole has been traced back to Greg Hunt. #auspol pic.twitter.com/XFxfbPZ1wD
— David Marler (@Qldaah) February 8, 2017
Spotted at the Point Piper sinkhole earlier this morning. pic.twitter.com/nkb38Jr5bi
— Richard Tuffin (@RichardTuffin) February 7, 2017
breaking: point piper residents still waiting for NBN roll-out take matters into their own hands #sinkhole #pointpiper #turnbull pic.twitter.com/UUU60Ixfer
— Kieron Verbrugge (@KieronVerbrugge) February 8, 2017