Inspirational Quotes Lifted Wholesale From Limp Bizkit Songs Are Uplifting In A Douchey Kinda Way
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Limp Bizkit have long since receded from pop culture’s forefront, relegated to the collective nostalgia of aging 2002-era frat bros and a 2009 UN resolution to never let white-kid rap and rock awkwardly collaborate with each other again, on pain of worldwide nuclear annihilation.
Never forget.
But the faux-metal, weapons-grade douchebaggery of Fred Durst and co. have been given a new lease on life, thanks to some random Tumblr hero buried under enough layers of irony to technically qualify as a fossil. Following in the footsteps of other gloriously misguided #inspo accounts like Putinspiration comes Limp Wizdom, pairing well-worn stock images of people standing in fields with their arms up and smiling while eating cereal with quotes from Limp Bizkit’s greatest (read: worst) hits.
Some of them work surprisingly well for any situation, while others are more likely to come in handy doing typical Limp Bizkit things — starting a fight in an Irish pub, growing objectionable facial hair, or — as the name of the band harks back to — masturbating on a cracker with your college bros while stenuously avoiding eye contact.
Regardless of the context, one thing is clear: you should absolutely take life advice from this man.
