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Please Enjoy This Massive Fuck-Off Slide Someone Rigged Up For Their Hottest 100 Party

Celebrating the Hottest 100 in style.

Triple J Hottest 100 Party

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The fabled Hottest 100 party is one of the core ‘Strayan rituals of the year, an afternoon spent in the company of great mates and even better tunes.

And like all rituals, the Hottest 100 party has its key set of requirements. In order to properly celebrate the day, everybody knows you must have access to: a radio; a hideous plate of congealing snacks nobody actually eats; an esky full of cool, refreshing drinks; that one friend who thinks it’s funny to say, ‘Ya joking, shoulda been higher’ to every single song; and some kind of body of water, whether it be a pool or a particularly deep puddle.

Of course, that’s just the starting point. Each Hottest 100 party is special in its own unique way, and adding to the formula is a tradition all in itself. But few Hottest 100 Parties of recent years have been quite as astonishing as this one, captured on film by Tik Tok user, @jakeschellnack_, which features an honest-to-God bonkers slide.

Not sure if ‘bonkers slide’ is the technical term, of course, but I don’t know how else you’re meant to describe a slide rigged to a pulley and featuring a massive ramp.

I mean, just feast your eyes on this thing and tell me it wouldn’t have immediately and irreversibly improved your Hottest 100 day:

Long live the crazy slide, is what I’m saying.