Hey, It’s Junkee’s 2017 Golden Globes Liveblog!

(Because it's pretty much impossible to watch in Australia.)

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Welcome to our liveblog of the 74th Golden Globes! Because it’s become near impossible to actually watch the Golden Globes in Australia — unless you are willing to pledge your first born to the streaming gods/know someone with an active Foxtel account — we’ll keep you up to date with the goings on at Hollywood’s drunkest awards show.

Will Winona Ryder be triumphant and seal her comeback with a Globe win? Will La La Land sweep away every cynical film in its wake? Will Jimmy Fallon decide that now is the time to go off-script and reveal himself to be an anti-Trump anarchist who just wants to burn this shit down?

Probably not! But let’s hope for the best anyway. Here we go!