Here’s The President And First Lady Singing Usher ‘Happy Birthday’ Like It’s A Totally Normal Thing

Though he’s known best for early-noughties hits like ‘Confessions’, ‘U Got It Bad’, and other slow jams that bring back stabbing memories of you grinding on people/objects at a Blue Light Disco, Usher is apparently still quite famous. He’s working on his eighth studio album. He’s just released a #BlackLivesMatter protest video with Nas. And, on Wednesday night, he was serenaded by Barack and Michelle Obama for his 37th birthday.

I don’t want any further context to this unless it’s announced this grown adult man is actually the couple’s long-lost son.

Happy birthday, little Usher. Your dad is very proud of you.