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This Video Of Henry Cavill Building A Computer With His Big Meaty Hands Has Made Everyone Horny

Great, now I've discovered a fetish I didn't know I had.

by Joseph Earp  17 July 2020
Henry Cavill builds PC from scratch

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Sure, 2020 has been deeply unpredictable. But if there’s been one constant throughout this whole mess, it’s that we’ve all been despicably horny online.

Yep, with social distancing forcing us all apart, we have indulged in more porn than ever before. More than that, we’ve also used the timeline as a safe space to air all of our most personal fetishes and needs, leading to sites like Twitter to descend into a non-stop orgy of hyper-specific desires.

Case in point? The viral success of this video of Superman himself, Henry Cavill, constructing a gaming PC with his massive arms.

Why did Cavill create such a video? Who knows.

But it doesn’t matter for a second. All anybody cares about is drinking in the sight of a uniquely attractive man using his thick hands to do something, uhhh, useful.

I mean, just watch the thing for yourself and tell me that it doesn’t awaken new and surprising fetishes in you:

Anyway, utterly unsurprisingly, in the hours since Cavill posted the video, the timeline has been awash with people expressing their desire for our Gamer God Superman.

Truly 2020 is yet to disappoint. Thanks, Henry Cavill, for giving us the gift of new ways to be horny.