The Funniest (And Filthiest) Reactions To Flume Eating Ass On-Stage At Burning Man
This news may have broken only hours ago, but it's changed our lives forever.
Update: Flume has now responded to the incident here.
Mere hours ago, the internet unearthed a video of Flume eating ass on-stage while DJing at Burning Man in a beautiful, stirring display of sex positivity, provocative performance art, and queer allyship.
The video, posted by Flume’s rumoured girlfriend Paige Elkington on her Instagram stories, has since been deleted, though you can find it on the Flume subreddit.
In the video, you can see a sign in the crowd that reads, “Does Flume even eat ass?” — so assumedly the producer was seeking to provide the answer to the question.
Of course, this video has exploded not only the EDM scene, but the wider internet. Here are some of our favourites, perfect to scroll through while visiting Flume’s catalogue and debating whether songs like ‘How To Build A Relationship’ and ‘Take A Chance’ were bread crumbs leading us to this moment.
And while we’re here, can we all agree to keep this hush from Diplo? We don’t want this to become a game of one-upmanship. Update: Flume has Broken His Silence (and apologised to his mum, too).
Crazy that Flume invented future bass AND eating ass, truly a visionary
— ʟᴜᴄᴀ ʟᴜsʜ ? (@LUCALUSH) September 2, 2019
*Flume eating ass*
Burners: “Burning man is ruined”
Also Burning man: pic.twitter.com/VSUCMszL84
— P V J A M V S (@PVJAMVS) September 2, 2019
Imagine simultaneously finding out that there’s something called a Flume and that it eats ass
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) September 3, 2019
taylor swift's silence on flume's arse eating speaks volumes
— jared richards (@jrdjms) September 3, 2019
inside flumes mouth pic.twitter.com/UigIAuTOxE
— ??∀⚔︎ @ mine gala (@fraxiommusic) September 3, 2019
Flume is out here eatin ass on stage while I try to work up the courage to tell the restaurant lady that she messed up my order
— SMOKING WITH FRIENDS OUT NOW! (@_bluntsnblondes) September 3, 2019
your dog watched Flume eat ass https://t.co/ZckB8XQB0x
— weecho (@TioPlatanoFrito) September 3, 2019
Flume waking up to see what all the fuss is about pic.twitter.com/cKZ6QdyUWo
— ? (@iliketaffeta) September 2, 2019
the new Flume live show looks kinky
mans not afraid to explore unknown depths
— Litty Kitty (@HexCougar) September 2, 2019
Flume's publicist waking up this morning pic.twitter.com/qjF1dCTGcS
— ??????? ? (@BlaqoutDubstep) September 2, 2019
if you think flume eating ass on stage at burning man is the craziest shit that happens at burning man …. i have to laugh lmao
— lover burner cox ? (@macjamesward) September 2, 2019
When you end up at a FLUME’s show and he starts eating ass. pic.twitter.com/g8XcmrkR3N
— Wonky Jedi (@WonkyJedi) September 2, 2019
to everyone saying ?? to flume … pic.twitter.com/KtNtLVdqyl
— kira (@KiraBinkowski) September 3, 2019
Hi this is Flume and you’re getting your ass eaten Hi this is Flume and you’re getting your ass eaten Hi this is Flume and you’re getting your ass eaten Hi this is Flume and you’re getting your ass eaten Hi this is Flume and you’re getting your ass eaten Hi this is Flume
— ✧ (@RoastedByDarryl) September 3, 2019
How twitter handles flume eating ass VS. facebook’s azravefam page does pic.twitter.com/PZJwQnVAuU
— EDMSadboi??♂️? (@marcomaciaz) September 2, 2019