Fetch Your Bolt Cutters And Enjoy These Stunning Fiona Apple Memes
"i thought fiona apple was the lady from shrek and yall were losing ur minds"
Fetch The Bolt Cutters, Fiona Apple’s first album in seven years, was released last Friday to instant critical acclaim — an utterly idiosyncratic epic that will make you feel it all. And, because it’s 2020, we now collectively process those feelings via memes.
To be fair, there’s a lot to run with within the album: the title, for starters, is practically beginning to be included in the ‘My Knives? Out. My Gems? Uncut’ canon.
My boltcutters…? have been fetched.
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) April 17, 2020
It’s also, of course, a perfectly timed battle-cry for right now, given we’re all a little stir-crazy within isolation.
Fetch the bolt cutters, I’ve been in here too long pic.twitter.com/HevwghdUsK
— don’t talk to him he’s a little twerp (@marcomonroyr) April 19, 2020
putting the bolt cutters away just to fetch them again
— JP (@jpbrammer) April 19, 2020
Fiona Apple was waiting for the entire world to descend into restless melancholic rage and then once we all started pacing our kitchens in our underwear in the middle of the night she was like, “You’re ready.”
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 17, 2020
— E. Alex Jung (@e_alexjung) April 17, 2020
‘Shameika’, a song about a girl telling a young Apple she “had potential” on the playground, is also ripe for memes.
SHAMEIKA WAS FUCKING RIGHT pic.twitter.com/fXHmsSkj3x
— shameika please give me a call (@whatwatuat) April 17, 2020
shameika when shameika when
she saw every she saw fiona
other student pic.twitter.com/iJvuqsBpQ5— chiara (@chiiaraxo) April 19, 2020
Fiona Apple: Hi
Shameika: pic.twitter.com/p7eQCDxiRa
— Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi) April 18, 2020
Shameika when I ask her if I also have potentialpic.twitter.com/eyoWJhAIR9
— Agus | Fetch The Bolt Cutters (@Agus_Santaa) April 18, 2020
shameika when someone asks if fiona had potential pic.twitter.com/RzrMH7eDWQ
— amabella klein (@noinkypersoinky) April 17, 2020
Elsewhere, people are riffing off the dog barking sounds in ‘Fetch The Bolt Cutters’ — the album was recorded entirely in Apple’s home on Garageband, and so often includes background sounds.
“Your dogs were literally barking for that entire take, shouldn’t we do it again?”
Fiona Apple: pic.twitter.com/WkUe7pcfro
— ian (whose bolt cutters have been fetched) (@abductette) April 18, 2020
Fiona Apple – Fetch The Bolt Cutters (2020) pic.twitter.com/fXMxXSmQM4
— lidiane (@mxlpIx) April 18, 2020
Every time fiona apple's dog barks in a song: pic.twitter.com/q7HbGaSlVp
— Business Poodle (@businesspoodle) April 17, 2020
Find a few more of our favourite memes below.
Alternatively, if you’d like to read something more substantial on Apple, there’s Pitchfork’s wonderful 10.00 review — the first perfect score since Kanye’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, back in 2010 — as well as a track-by-track walk-through by Fiona on Vulture, and Junkee‘s Joe Earp’s look back on how the public has misunderstood Apple ever since her infamous VMAs acceptance speech.
Memes are good too though.
On I go pic.twitter.com/rvU6eatz36
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) April 17, 2020
Fiona Apple when she sees strawberries vs Fiona Apple when she sees peas and beans pic.twitter.com/1HsMQ3oE48
— David Carliner (@davidcarliner) April 19, 2020
The post Shameika glow-up is real. pic.twitter.com/DfVCwH6Li7
— Former Broadway Playwright Jeremy O. Harris (@jeremyoharris) April 18, 2020
Fiona Apple has formed a lot of intense opinions and feelings about people despite never leaving her house and I GET that
— JP (@jpbrammer) April 19, 2020
Watching Sex and the City and it's almost like it came out today. pic.twitter.com/MTqzTvEiQg
— Omar Sakr (@OmarjSakr) April 19, 2020
Fiona Apple: *making dolphin sounds on the opening track of #FetchTheBoltCutters*
Me: pic.twitter.com/GzfVszyND3
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) April 17, 2020
i thought fiona apple was the lady from shrek and yall were losing ur minds
— jovan (@iwanthimsobad93) April 19, 2020