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The Fiji Water Girl Was The Secret MVP Of The Golden Globes

by Joseph Earp  7 January 2019
Fiji Water Girl, you the real MVP of the Golden Globes

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You can keep your Lady Gagas and your Bradley Coopers: as far as the internet is concerned the real winner of the 2019 Golden Globes is an adorably shady, Fiji Water-sporting badass.

The ‘Fiji Water girl’, as she’s been nicknamed, was hired to stand in the background and offer the assembled stars some soothing bottled water to get them through the trials and tribulations of the red carpet.

Instead, she quietly, determinedly stole the evening.

Not only is The Fiji Water girl clearly one of the evening’s best dressed attendees, making some of the biggest stars in Hollywood look like they just stumbled sleepily out of bed, she just projects pure scene-stealing energy that is truly to be reckoned with.

After all, who else could stand behind Jim Carrey, Luke Evans, Dakota Fanning, and Judy Greer — some of television and film’s best and brightest stars — and somehow still hoover up every last ounce of attention?

As it goes with this kind of thing, the internet is hastily writing Fiji Water girl’s inner monologue.

Also, because we live in the strangest possible timeline, the Fiji Girl has been seized and turned into a symbol for folks on both sides of the political spectrum. Some are keen to cast her as the harbinger of the upcoming leftist revolution…

Some want her to lead the free world…

…And then there are those conspiracy nuts who believe that she is a coded message, designed to tip off true believers about the existence of a secret smuggling ring.

What can we say? The internet is weird.

Of course, it’s only a matter of time before Fiji Water hire the young star and make her the lead of her very own ad campaign — or, maybe even her own reality TV show? The possibilities are endless.