Even James Franco’s Brother Is Ashamed Of James Franco

Surprisingly, James Franco has a family too. You’d imagine they’d be forlornly shaking their heads at his recent shenanigans — those teenage flirtations, the nude selfies, those suggestive portraits of Seth Rogen, the Lindsay Lohan stories — and you’d be right.

While promoting his new film Bad Neighbours on Conan yesterday, James’ more genteel younger brother Dave was forced to confront the fact that his older sibling was publicly tainting the family name. “I know that we’re not supposed to answer for our brother’s actions,” says Conan, “but I’m going to make you answer for your brother’s actions.”

“Uh, this is dignified for him,” replies Dave.