England Gleefully Reacts To That Story About Prime Minister David Cameron And The Pig
#PigGate continues to unfold.
Yesterday, the nation of England awoke to an allegation that its Prime Minister, David Cameron, put his dick inside the mouth of a dead pig during a university club initiation ritual. The allegation, first published in the Daily Mail, has sparked the kind of reaction you’d expect something like that to get. The more respectable media institutions have stayed away from mentioning it, the tabloid papers have come up with some truly excellent pig-based pun headlines, and Twitter has reached new heights of schadenfreude.
Not a good media day for UK PM @David_Cameron. A selection of Tuesday’s front pages. pic.twitter.com/qMwxeDoYYS
— Simon Cullen (@Simon_Cullen) September 21, 2015
Tuesday’s The National front page: Cameron stays silent and prays it will all blow over… #tomorrowspaperstoday https://t.co/CJM9c7rcOa
— Nick Sutton (@suttonnick) September 21, 2015
Best one yet LOOOOOOOOOOOL #piggate pic.twitter.com/bdJw6MQN4T
— Freelance alcoholic (@behlul_official) September 21, 2015
The PM’s office has yet to comment on whether or not David Cameron stuck his dick in a pig’s mouth, but people are taking it upon themselves to go find some ‘evidence’. In particular, YouTuber Cassetteboy has unearthed some shocking footage of Cameron expressing sentiments that may prove difficult to explain away.
Again, David Cameron probably didn’t stick his dick in a pig’s mouth, and he’s done much worse things to the people of Britain anyway. But that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy this while it lasts.