Dr. Evil Is Running For President After Being Fired From The Trump Administration
Make The World Evil Again.
Austin Powers’ arch nemesis Dr. Evil has announced that he’s running for US President in 2020, after being unceremoniously fired from the Donald Trump administration earlier this week.
The super-villain made the announcement during an exclusive interview on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, revealing that he was responsible for “all the most evil stuff” that has happened since Trump was elected.
“Even deporting Dreamers?” asked Fallon, in reference to Trump’s plan to deport undocumented migrants who came to the United States as children.
“No Jimmy, even I have my limits,” admitted Evil. “I’m evil, but I’m not a monster.”
Evil also threw shade at Donald Trump Jr. “That guy’s creepy AF,” he told Fallon. “He looks like he’s missing a facial feature, you just don’t know which one.”
As for his 2020 running mate, Evil confirmed that he has chosen “the only man who’s more hated right now than Donald Trump. Evil Zuckerberg 2020!”
Honestly, I’d probably vote for him.