DMX Is Going To Fight George Zimmerman In A Celebrity Boxing Match
Okay, that's gotta be the weirdest headline we've ever written.
In further proof that the world is insane and everybody’s going to hell, boxing promoter Damon Feldman — he of such majestic displays of the sweet science as ‘Screech from Saved By The Bell vs Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter‘ and ‘Tonya Harding vs Random Waitress’ — has announced that raspy rapper DMX will be fighting George Zimmerman — the man acquitted of killing unarmed Florida teen Trayvon Martin in 2012 — in a celebrity boxing match, to take place on March 1.
DMX — who was selected over 15,000 other candidates who threw their name into the ring for the honour — seemed eager for the fight. “I am going to beat the living fuck out of him,” the rapper told TMZ. “I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I fuck him right up. Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my dick out and piss on him, right in his motherfucking face.”
Feldman was set to announce official details of the fight today, but later postponed the press conference till next Wednesday after Twitter reminded him that today would’ve been… Trayvon Martin’s 19th birthday.
Over 15,000 emails to fight george zimmerman we will be announcing the opponent tomorrow night
— Damon Feldman (@hollywoodbox11) February 5, 2014
@hollywoodbox11 You’re a fucking idiot! Of all days 2 have it released on Trayvon’s birthday!! You will regret that decision. George’s idea?
— Anne Hillebrand (@Michigangal30) February 5, 2014
@Michigangal30 wow I had no clue u don’t know me to talk like that but I didn’t know
— Damon Feldman (@hollywoodbox11) February 5, 2014
Good save, you demented lunatic.