Chris Evans Is The Latest Dog-Owner To Completely Screw Up A DIY Grooming Attempt
These dogs don't deserve this.
Now we’re reaching the two-month mark of the world going into a COVID-19 lockdown, dog owners, including Chris Evans, are learning fast that dog grooming isn’t as easy as it looks.
Evans’ rescue dog Dodger was in desperate need of a trim, but Captain America (who may secretly be a Golden Retriever himself) accidentally gave him a patch-job instead.
“I assured him I knew what I was doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with the help of a few treats, I talked him into it,” he wrote, sharing a photo on Twitter.
“It went so wrong, so fast. I guess some things are better left to the professionals. (He hasn’t seen a mirror yet. I told him it looks great).”
I assured him I knew what I was doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with the help of a few treats, I talked him into it.
It went so wrong, so fast. I guess some things are better left to the professionals.
(He hasn’t seen a mirror yet. I told him it looks great) pic.twitter.com/uooHwtmgH3
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) May 4, 2020
Evans is far from the only person to fuck up a home-grooming. Last week, Sydneysider Hermoine Underwood had her attempt at trimming back pomeranian Mashi’s mane go viral after she transformed her adorable dog into a mangy pint-sized kangaroo.
We hate to laugh at an animal’s appearance, but there is nothing funnier than a dog’s bad haircut. At least for Dodger and Mashi, they’re far from alone — across social media, dog owners are sharing their so-so attempts at DIY dog-cuts.
Find some of our favourties below.
NOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/I0e2f5l4k1
— ming | nsfr (@shecannutbread) April 23, 2020
ion think my dog likes his haircut.. pic.twitter.com/WCtwLw3afJ
— Hoe Exotic (@MinGzDaKing) April 24, 2020
Dog got a quarantine haircut. He’s not happy!! pic.twitter.com/wyunvwEku7
— stillhaventfoundit (@withnailandaye) April 26, 2020
the groomer closed but he needed a haircut….. jeff i’m so sorry… pic.twitter.com/uZVu1tTlYR
— rocky (@tequilacowgirl) March 23, 2020
Tried to “home groom” Barret…was told his new look gives him “street cred”…implying Barret was in some sort of Museum District dog fight…not the look I was aiming for. pic.twitter.com/wRWUfkPlcI
— Sarah Davis (@SarahforHD134) April 15, 2020
Quarantine haircut gone wrong ??♀️? @dog_rates pic.twitter.com/pvc3IHCa1I
— Cydney ?ito (@cydneycharisse) April 25, 2020
Guess who won’t be asked to groom the dog again #isolationhaircut pic.twitter.com/8E7hyARYkC
— Andrew Oleary (@andrewbin1) April 28, 2020
free minnesota my dog needs a haircut pic.twitter.com/8GXSpHjXoh
— yeet loaf (@sampscum) May 2, 2020
With pet places closed, my wife decided to trim my dog’s hair.
It has taken 3 days.
The poor pup is now an absolute mess. ? pic.twitter.com/EvRtNNtHqq
— Austin Kellerman (@AustinKellerman) March 26, 2020