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David Attenborough Never Thinks About Guinea Pigs (And Other Things We Learned From His Reddit AMA)

Chimpanzees are awful and we're all going to die.

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Three hours ago, David Attenborough answered a longstanding Reddit request for an Ask Me Anything, to plug his new film — Natural History Museum Alive — and the accompanying app.

And will you just look at his lovely face.

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Through the hour he spent answering questions, Attenborough touched on the role of the nature documentary, the impact technology has had on his work, the future of our relationship with nature, and his favourite parts about history, the animal kingdom, and the world.

Here are some of the more important things we learned.

David Attenborough Never Thinks About Guinea Pigs:

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David Attenborough Never Takes Sides:

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Birds Are Terrifying:

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Chimpanzees Are Awful: 

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(Like, Really Awful):

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We’re Killing Everything, And There’s No Going Back:

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But You Can Do A Thing To Slow It Down:

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David Attenborough Doesn’t Like To Slum It:

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In Fact, Like Grandfathers Everywhere, He Would Much Prefer A Chocolate Biccie And A Snooze:

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Read the whole thing here.