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People Are Losing It Over This Extremely Chaotic Child’s Attempt At Making Cookies

Tag yourself. I'm the giant stick of butter that slipped out of the kid's mouth.

by Michelle Rennex  7 September 2020
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Cooking with children is always chaotic: They’re messy, they get egg shells in everything, and they always want to taste things before anything is ready.

But one child has proven that he is easily the most unruly child to ever enter a kitchen thanks to a cookie tutorial he filmed with his grandma last week. You see, Cade and Nana posted a cookie “tutorial” to Facebook, where it quickly went viral because of the pure chaos the kid brought to every single scene.

With the patience of a saint, Nana gets Cade to help plop the butter into the mixing bowl, then the sugar, brown sugar and eggs – all of which he promptly tries to shove into his mouth. Yes, including the raw egg.

From grabbing the butter and sugar by the fistful to grandma putting Cade into a gentle headlock to try and stop him from eating everything in sight, the internet is, understandably, losing their collective minds over the extremely chaotic cookie tutorial.

While some people found Cade’s desire to eat anything and everything in sight to be a sign of a lack of discipline, others were just impressed by the sheer determination and physical strength of the very small child.

People also praised Nana’s extreme patience, but noted that Cade’s superhuman levels of hunger could be a sign that his parents must not feed him.

But for anyone who has literally ever been in a kitchen with a two-year-old before, they’d know that this brazen behaviour is pretty standard. Toddlers are absolute maniacs whenever they’re around food, even when they’re not hungry.

So once all the unnecessary concern was out of the way, people started to just admire Cade’s total lack of will power and disregard for anything that wasn’t a bowl full of raw ingredients.

Sharing equally chaotic videos cooking with his mum, people proved that Cade wasn’t hungry at all. Cade was just being a regular, annoying two-year-old kid – and we simply must stan the new King of Chaos™️.

You can follow Cade’s chaotic cooking adventures at @littlechefcade on Instagram.