Celebrate Father’s Day With The ‘Shower With Your Dad Simulator’ Game Because You Are Totally Normal
Happy Father's Day, everyone!
Today is Father’s Day, when we celebrate our Dads by eating some food and then watching TV with them for a bit in silence. But if you can’t — or don’t want — to spend time with the big fella in RL, then the ‘Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?’ is for you.
The 8-bit Steam game, which was unleashed onto the world on Friday after months of anticipation and is truly something else, features three Dads to virtually shower with and three shower modes, including ENDURODAD (Endurance Run), DADATHLON (Fast Pace Dad Matching) and DAD DIVISIONS.
See the screenshots below for further game details and player instructions — and keep in mind that the in-game genitalia will be 100% uncensored. Fantastic.
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First, pick your daddy shower style/game mode.
Then play by matching the son to the correlating Dad!
Wait; that’s got to cross some ethical lines..
Don’t match the wrong Dad. You will feel weird feelings for virtually showering with someone else’s Dad, and you’ll also lose points.
Bonus features include Dad jokes.
And genuine not-at-all-silly Dad knowledge.
What a time to be alive.
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The “Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?” is available for $0.99 USD from Steam.