Billy Ray Cyrus’ Updated Twerk-Filled Version Of ‘Achey Breaky Heart’ Is The Most Embarrassing Thing On The Internet Today
Featuring Larry King, a naked alien-babe invasion, and "the new revolution of Country Music mixed with Hip-Hop". I'm sorry.
Did anyone ask for this? I certainly didn’t ask for this. Did you ask for this? Why did you ask for this? What were you trying to achieve, exactly, by bringing the finally-forgotten ‘Achey Breaky Heart’ into the 21st Century? Featuring an extended intro from Larry King, a twerking naked alien-babe invasion, and Dionne Warwick’s son, who claims to be “the new revolution of Country Music mixed with Hip-Hop”?
I’ve described pretty much everything that happens in the clip, so it’s your call whether you want to watch something that was so clearly intended to troll you. The only thing you’ll miss out on by clicking away to something better is the following verse, transcribed here to save you the time:
“I’ll be next to BRC, up on TMZ,
Got everybody wondering who I am.
Miley keeps twerkin’;
Daddy’s song is working;
Now Billy sing that crazy hook again (Wreckin’ ball!)”
Does this mean Miley has to do something even more embarrassing now? Is that how it works?