Behold, The Most Deeply Upsetting GIF Of A Young Joe Hockey Your Eyes Will Ever Regret Seeing
Dear Lord.
[UPDATE: October 21,2015] After close to 20 years in Federal Parliament, it’s Joe Hockey’s last day on the job; he’ll be delivering his valedictory speech in the House of Representatives today, after being dumped as treasurer following the #libspill.
With that in mind, we thought it right and proper to give this spectacular moment another boost.
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Be warned, traveller. What you are about to see cannot be unseen. You think you are ready, but you are not. Stronger spirits than yours have fallen into this abyss. Turn back, or be ready to embrace madness.
You are sure? You persist in this folly? Very well. Your soul is your own to lose.
Behold, and weep.
A buddy sent me this GIF of an excited @JoeHockey holding a slowly deflating balloon and I now feel very interesting. pic.twitter.com/c8tzp58YEW
— Benjamin Law (@mrbenjaminlaw) March 31, 2015
No. Not this. Anything but this.
THE BALLOON-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH