Have We Found Australia’s Most Spiteful Gumtree Ad?
"Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!"
‘Wedding Dress for Bride Seeking Eventual Infidelity’, reads the heading of the most brütal Gumtree ad that you’ll ever read. As Uproxx reported, a guy from Sydney called Dan has decided to sell a wedding dress on his mate’s behalf. The wedding dress belonged to that mate’s ex-wife, who ended “two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity” when she cheated on her husband with one of her husband’s best friends (not Dan).
Dan is also selling his motorcycle, which doesn’t seem to have caused anyone as much pain as the dress.
Here’s the ad:
Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband’s closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!
This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous “soulmate”.
A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.
This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.
Here’s a poorly lit close-up of the zip area.
As an added bonus, this dress gives you the “entitlement” to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be’s worldly possessions.
This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.
Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer.
Sikk burn. The dress itself? It’s a bit of a generic meringue, but that could be down to the way it’s been photographed — laid out on a driveway with a minimum of care, and with the camera set to ‘scorn’. Well played, Dan.
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