Arnold Schwarzenegger Now Spends His Days On YouTube Reciting Classic Lines From His Movies

Ah, lonely is the twilight of the ’80s action star. For Arnold Schwarzenegger, a glamorous life once lived macking on American royalty, becoming a political heavyweight, and, um, hooking up with housemaids has since given way to boring corporate speaking tours and box office bombs. And now, there’s this.

Over the last three days, the guy’s been going crazy on YouTube, uploading candid videos of himself quoting classic lines from his most famous movies. It’s a bit like a washed-up Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson (Mickey Rourke) in The Wrestler, sadly signing photos of former glory for depressingly nostalgic fans. Or, you know, it’s actually just kinda funny? In summary, I can’t tell if this is awesome or horribly, horribly sad. You decide.

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Escape Plan (2013): 

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Jingle All The Way (1996):

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Kindergarten Cop (1990):

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Conan The Barbarian (1982):

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The Running Man (1987): 

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Kindergarten Cop (1990): 

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Predator (1987): 

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Terminator 2 (1991): 

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Actually, yeah forget everything I said. This is awesome, and I want more. Do ‘Yakety Yak’, please!