Abbi And Ilana From ‘Broad City’ Have Some Quality Advice About Your Halloween Costume

Halloween is just two days away and there’s much to consider. Are you going to stay in or go out? What scary movies should you watch? What kind of costume should you go with? Is it weird that we encourage children to celebrate a holiday based on an ancient Celtic festival founded on the need to ward off roaming ghosts by shoving fistfuls of sweaty stolen candy into their face?

I have no definitive answers, but here’s a new Hack Into Broad City short where Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer slightly simplify matters in the costume department:

• If you wanna get your slut on, go for it.
• If you don’t, don’t.
• Sneakers are always a great option.
• Muumuus really let your junk breathe.

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Broad City will be back with season three some time in 2016. If that’s too long to wait for this kind of wisdom, you can keep an eye out for more of these web series clips on their Facebook page.