Everyone’s Incredibly Horny For ‘365 Days’, Netflix’s Answer To ’50 Shades’
Christian Grey walked so that Massimo could RUN.
Every so often we are presented with a movie that’s just so incredibly horny.
In the last few years alone, we’ve had wine mum bait with Channing Tatum’s abs in Magic Mike, Bella wanting to literally die for a slice of Edward Cullen’s vampire dick in Twilight, and of course, how can anyone forget the rich BDSM fantasy of the 50 Shades franchise?
Well, I’m here to tell you that all those films are nothing compared to Netflix’s latest sex scene-packed romantic drama, 365 Days.
this man so that this
walked bitch could run#365dni #365daysnetflix pic.twitter.com/xoztSZiAxt— ? (???? ???) (@thankunextrep) June 15, 2020
365 Days is the film adaptation of the first book in an erotica trilogy by Polish author, Blanka Lipińska.
The film tells the story of Laura, a sales director from Warsaw, who gets kidnapped during a trip to Sicily as she tries to mend her broken relationship with her boyfriend, Martin.
Laura is kidnapped by the beautiful, rich and powerful, Massimo, who just so happens to be a member of the Sicilian Mafia. While being distracted by Laura’s beauty, Massimo’s father is assassinated, which leads to Massimo’s five year obsession with her.
Once Laura returns to Sicily five years later, Massimo makes the decision to kidnap her and gives her 365 days to fall in love with him through his extremely good looks, lavish gifts and so, so, so much raunchy sex.
Now, the general consensus of the film is that it lacks any real solid plot and instead feels like a fan-fiction written by a horny 14-year-old. But let’s be real — no one is watching 365 Days for the plot.
And even with its glaring plot holes, 365 Days has still managed to capture the world’s attention, with the film streaming at number one in Australia and the US.
The movie was literally my Wattpad fanfic when I was 14. #365daysnetflix pic.twitter.com/OLY4pSi48x
— ???? (@sophiarauhls) June 13, 2020
I turned on “365 Days” on Netflix and what in the hell is this.
Oh hey I kidnapped u & u have 365 days to fall in love with me now watch me get a blow job from another woman. Are you in love yet? Now let’s go to a party. #365daysnetflix pic.twitter.com/xOLYh8Ugn1
— BitchWolf? (@whiskey_bobbi) June 14, 2020
Me trying to figure out the plot of 365 days: #365daysnetflix pic.twitter.com/amSDMNnWcX
— Fat and annoying (@mayonaiseisew) June 13, 2020
Now it’s pretty obvious that people watching the film are in it for one of two things: Michele Morrone, who plays Massimo and all the soft-core porn scenes. And while there are definitely some questions about the plotline, most people have brushed aside their concerns in favour of their pure horniness for the characters.
And even though Massimo’s go-to line –“Are you lost babygirl?” — is extremely cringy, people are just eating it right up.
Massimo: I will give you 365 days to fall in love with me.
Me already in love and ready to leave it all behind: #365dninetflix #365daysnetflix pic.twitter.com/JoNJiXuN5p— deer (@natchurelle) June 12, 2020
Let's be honest, the plot was never important. #365daysnetflix pic.twitter.com/Xb6fRZvaNI
— Kez ♥ ᵇˡᵐ (@K3ZLYN) June 13, 2020
she had a year to fall in love with him but I fell in love in a second.. #365daysnetflix pic.twitter.com/iUNe64dkP3
— Erica. (@ericuhhh_) June 13, 2020
me to massimo once he kidnaps me??? (i saw a meme w this exact video so im copying) #365daysnetflix #365days pic.twitter.com/P0RBnWF6pL
— sab (@sabehaaaaa) June 14, 2020
But no matter how people feel about the film, whether they love it or hate it, everyone simply cannot stop talking about the boat scene. For those who have not watched 365 Days yet, the boat scene is a four-minute sex montage aboard Massimo’s yacht.
To paint a very horny picture for you, the boat scene includes extremely realistic and graphic shots of oral sex and a multitude of positions wherever the yacht allowed — and it’s this montage that has so many people rushing to watch the film, sometimes even more than once.
Me watching the entire movie, especially the boat scene ?#365daysnetflix pic.twitter.com/NYmJLDXtBU
— sindisbiya (@sindisbiiyaa) June 13, 2020
me omw to watch 365 days again cause the boat scene- #365daysnetflix #365dni pic.twitter.com/MHBwQKFSAC
— givememynamepls (@dank623) June 14, 2020
y’all the boat scene in #365dni ?? it made 50 shades look like a Disney movie, MY GOD. pic.twitter.com/qamP2sJ8sI
— ifeoma (@cxmartini) June 12, 2020
Reacting to this exact scene from 365 Days has even become a popular trend on TikTok.
Recording their reactions to the steamy scenes, people are hilariously sharing their natural reactions to seeing the film for the first time. But beyond all of the film’s far too realistic-looking sex scenes, people on TikTok just can’t stop making jokes about being obsessed with, and wanting to be kidnapped by, Massimo too.
If you want to see what all the Massimo and boat fuss is all about, ‘365 Days’ is streaming on Netflix now.