10 Memes That Perfectly Describe Your Plans This Weekend
Netflix, netflix, netflix, existential dread.
We all plan on having super productive weekends. Maybe we’ll attend that yoga class on Saturday, or finally take that jacket to the tailor to get hemmed. Or, we could catch up with our friends and spend the whole two days living our lives to the fullest.
Pfft. Who are you kidding? Weekends are Netflix and nap material. You’ll be lucky if you even leave the couch. Here are ten memes that perfectly summarise that lazy weekend life.
#1 When You Settle Yourself In For A Healthy Binge
It’s Friday! You don’t have to deal with work shit or uni shit for at least two glorious days. Well, unless you’re rostered on for weekend shifts.
Chuck on your trackies and oversized hoodie, fire up your Netflix and organise endless snacks. The ultimate Friday night. Here’s hoping the rest of the weekend is just as good.
#2 When The Group Chat Starts Making Plans
When our friends start making plans for a big Saturday night out, the hesitation is real. Sure, we want to be fun, interesting young people. But also, how good is staying in?
#3 When You’re Trying To Decide If You Should Go Out Or Not
Your decision relies solely on whether or not you’ve got a fire enough outfit. Can you find something you haven’t been photographed in yet and/or doesn’t make you look tragically outdated? Can you borrow something from a friend? Can you duck to the shops? Your decision will more than likely hinge on the outfit.
#4 When You Cave In So You Don’t Miss Out On Fun Times
You think ‘Fuck it’ and join your friends for a night of depravity and binge drinking. You ramp your pre-drinks up to the next (nearly dangerous) level so you don’t have to waste a bunch of money in the club.
Sure, you can feel your organs being stripped of their natural bacteria but it’s totally fine. Get drunk now, save money for later.
#5 When You Realise Going Out Was A Terrible Decision
You hit the clubs, buy a $14 drink and realise this was the worst decision you’ve ever made. You’re properly buzzed, the music is way too loud and you’re terrified someone will steal your purse. You start thinking about where to ask the Uber to stop off on the way home. Maccas, KFC or the kebab shop?
#6 When You Vow Not To Go Out For A Very Long Time
Naturally, the next morning is pure hell. Why did you think all those vodkas were a good idea?
You’re absolutely 100 per cent never stepping foot in a club again. Also, you vow to never let a drop of alcohol pass your mouth. Only yoga and vegetables from now on. You are a pure, innocent nun.
#7 When You Realise You’re Kidding Yourself
Hahaha, you haven’t exercised in years, hahaha as if.
#8 When You Lie Around On Sunday Doing Sweet FA
Your hangover has made you ravenous. That, or you hope the copious amounts of food will distract you from the crippling nausea.
You eat more than you thought was physically possible and fall asleep almost immediately.
#9 When You Nap Through Your Netflix Binge
Aw man, you slept so long that your stream kept running and you’ve completely missed several different plot twists. Not to mention the low key spoilers you have to cop before shutting off your laptop. Also, what time is it? How is it dark outside?
#10 When The Existential Dread Hits
And then it’s 8pm on Sunday and the existential dread settles in. You achieved absolutely nothing all weekend. Ah well.
(Lead image: The Big Bang Theory/Warner Bros)