Film

You Don’t Have To Watch The Trailer For ‘Sharknado: The 4th Awakens’, But You Really Should

If watching a stripper thrust himself at an airborne shark is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

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I know you don’t think you want to watch the trailer for Sharknado: The 4th Awakens but you do, you simply do. “I didn’t care about the first three,” you bleat. “Why do you think I will care about the fourth one?” I am telling you, you will care. Because if seeing Ian Ziering look to the skies (which are swarming with tornadoes of snapping sharks) and say wearily: “Viva Las Vegas” doesn’t bring you joy, then I don’t know what will.

In conclusion: if watching a stripper thrust himself at an airborne shark is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Viva Las Vegas! Sharknado: The 4th Awakens premieres on the Syfy channel on July 31.