‘The Feed’ Skewers All Of Our Post-Splendour Feels With A Savage Sketch
They've dropped a paean to trying to make your way through the work day with glitter shooting out of your asshole.
Every high must have its fall, and there may be no descent more abrupt than the few days after Splendour In The Grass.
After all, Splendour is an oasis of respite in a particularly sluggy, boring part of the year. For three beautiful days, you get to soak up the (middling) sunshine, hang about with your mates, and drink in some of the best music the international scene has to offer.
Then: reality. Cold, hard and boring, regular life, in which there are all too few opportunities for crowdsurfing, rolling around in the mud, and watching Tina Arena perform with Matt Corby.
And that’s not all. You’ve also got to go to, y’know, work, where you must trudge through the day having boring conversations with normies, staring deadeningly at the computer screen, and having multiple, intense acid flashbacks.
Anyway, if you too are currently making your way through such hell, then don’t worry — the folks over at The Feed understand. They’ve released an extraordinarily on-point skit dedicated to the horrors of post-festival life, one that features the sentence, ‘I have glitter shooting out of my asshole.’
What more could you possibly want?
Feast your eyes on the sketch here: