Who Pooped Behind This Red Rooster In Townsville?
It's the Poo Jogger sequel: Poo Fast, Poo Furious.
Somebody has pooped behind this Red Rooster in Townsville, QLD. Was it you? Did you do the poop? The cops want to know.
Coming to you from the same wonderfully heat-cooked state that brought us all the infamous Brisbane Poo Jogger, comes this new steaming log of story, where a man has been caught taking a big ol’ dump behind a Red Rooster in Townsville.
Caught on CCTV, the busting bloke can be seen entering the dumpster area behind the Mount Louisa fast food complex before dropping his dacks and dumping out straight onto the concrete floor.
Pictured: a man on a mission.
Imagery of the loose unit was uploaded to Facebook by Red Rooster manager Michael Jones who is pleading with locals to assist in finding the Red Pooster.
“Anyone know this disgusting person who left a deposit at the back dock door to Red Rooster Mount Louisa on Sunday morning?,” he wrote in the public post. “There is public toilets in the complex so this was completely unnecessary and gross.”
Like most “somebody is pooping in public” yarns, the news only brings with it numerous unanswered questions.
What possibly inspired this muppet to go to brown town mere metres from a public restroom facility? Is he morally opposed to entering a Red Rooster premise? Why does he hate delicious, fresh and tender roast chicken?
“I would rather shit right here then enter the Red chicken hell space!”
Cops are apparently investigating and if you have any leads on this fecal fiend you can call Police Link on 131 444.
We will bring you to justice Red Pooster. You will pay for your pooping ways.