Oh Nothing, It’s Just The Official Veronica Mars Movie Trailer
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Finally, this is what your $5.7 million worth of Kickstarter fan money looks like, people: Veronica Mars, the movie, now has a shiny official trailer.
“My daughter, the bigshot New York lawyer… You’re destined for greatness!”, begins awesome dad Keith Mars with some useful exposition, before the trailer launches into a pants-wetting series of cool shit you forgot you were looking forward to: Piz wearing a hip sweatshirt, Dick being Dick, Logan being a dick, Wallace and Mac all scrubbed up for Neptune High’s 10-year reunion, New Girl‘s Max Greenfield doing his cool cop Leo D’Amato schtick, Jerry O’Connell as the town’s new sheriff, some fancy Scorsese-esque slo-mo dance moves, and, for some reason, not even one glimpse of the perennially excellent Vinnie Van Lowe, oh well.
As we mentioned not too long ago, the film officially opens in cinemas on March 14. THAT’S SO SOON WHAT WILL WE WEAR.