Jesse Eisenberg Rudely Dodges Questions From Kristen Stewart In This Very Real Interview For Funny Or Die
"Do you have a favourite boob?" Well, Jesse? DO YOU?
On the promo tour for their latest film American Ultra, co-stars Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg recently decided to sit down for a fun junket spot in which they interview each other. Upon the novel suggestion from the studio, they went through a series of standard questions which Stewart answered gracefully and Eisenberg smugly shot down like the total diva he so obviously is.
First the Winklevosses, now this. Had about enough of your shit m8.
Stewart bravely went on with the cringeworthy interview — one that was even worse than what Cara Delvigne subjected those innocent news anchors to last week — but Eisenberg grew increasingly hysterical about the topics covered, and evaded the conversation entirely. After three whole minutes, we still don’t know whether he’s seeing anyone, whether he’s had any plastic surgery, which boob is his favourite, or if he’s pregnant.
This could of course have something to do with his radical politics. In 2011, he wrote a piece for McSweeneys from the perspective of a “post gender normative man”. If you’re unfamiliar, here’s one of his fans reading it aloud to a slideshow of puppies:
You have a lot to answer for, Eisenberg.