Jane Caro And ‘The Feed’ Have Revealed The Secret Coven Taking Down The Liberals

First, Kerryn Phelps took Wentworth. Now, Jane Caro says she’s thinking about coming for Warringah. If you’re thinking “wow, there seems to be a secret coven of high-profile women aiming to take down Liberal safe seats around the country, hey?”, then strap in and get ready to have your mind blown.

That’s because last night, Caro herself teamed up with Freudian Nip comedians Jenna Owen and Victoria Zerbst on The Feed to reveal a secret: the coven exists. She even reveals the secret instructions you’ll need to whisper at the ABC front desk to get in — that’s right, you too can now join the secret society taking down our government.

And now that you know, there’s really no time to waste. As Owen put it in the video, “grab your pashmina, Carol — let’s go!”.

Now, we know this might come as a bit of a shock to those of you who were expecting someone like Caro to deny that there’s some kind of secret illuminati thing going on here. And to be fair, she does at first, until Owen and Zerbst make it clear they’ve got the credentials to join the ranks of Phelps and Caro.

“I mean, we’ve got our Specsavers designer collabs,” they point out. “Both our sons are gay — fingers crossed — and we’ve both been a female guest on Gruen. So what are the next steps we need to take to dethrone these dingus duds who don’t give a damn about the climate?”

If you’re also ready to take those next steps, check out the video below. If you’re a Liberal MP though, don’t worry — nothing to see here!

First @DrKerrynPhelps, now @JaneCaro
It’s almost like there’s a secret society of women
trying to take down the government from the inside…#auspol #Illuminati pic.twitter.com/ctUuztuG3B

— The Feed SBS (@TheFeedSBS) October 23, 2018