If You Don’t Mind Casually Wasting A Million Dollars, This Ridiculous Saints Row IV Game Pack Is Waiting For You
It includes a Virgin Galactic space flight and something called a "dub-step gun".
There are a lot of fun things you could happily do with one million dollars. You could buy a nice inner-city terrace, for example; take some time out of your busy working schedule to purchase a luxury yacht and sail around the Cape Of Good Hope; “give it to charity” (LOLs). But buying a one million dollar copy of the upcoming game Saints Row IV seems like a very, very bad idea that would get you instantly disowned by your loved ones, so please stop considering it, you silly, financially irresponsible millionaire.
The ridiculous-looking game — which will be released locally in some weird, watered down edition because our new R18+ rating for video games is all a silly sham — is now being released in an equally ridiculous limited edition (there’s only one) pack named ‘The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition’. Let’s see what one million dollars will get you, you stupid, stupid millionaire:
- Saints Row IV: Commander In Chief Edition game (including an ‘Uncle Sam suit’)
- A Virgin Galactic space flight
- A full-size replica dub-step gun (If you’re wondering, THIS IS A DUB-STEP GUN.)
- A hostage rescue experience
- Some plastic surgery
- A spy training day
- A personal shopper
- A capsule wardrobe
- 7 nights at the Top Royal Suite at the Burj-Al-Arab, Dubai
- A week for two at the Jefferson Hotel in Washington DC
- First class flights to Washington DC and Dubai
- A Lamborghini Gallardo
- A new Toyota Prius + 1 year’s insurance
- A year’s super car membership
You can pre-order the pack here, and then bask in the instant shame that comes with blowing a million dollars on a whole bunch of insane nonsense.