Here’s A Fun Clip Of Bear Grylls Boiling A Dead Mouse In Michelle Rodriguez’s Dehydrated Urine!

Do you realise Bear Grylls has been doing shit like this for nine years now?

Over what’s nearly a full decade this man who was once known simply as Edward Grylls has hunted, trapped, and killed a reindeer for the explicit purpose of drinking its blood. He’s rifled around a moose carcass, proudly pulled out its enormous moose heart, and bitten into it like it’s a glistening ripe apple plucked from a tree on a fine summer’s day. He’s gutted a camel and proudly bunkered down for the night inside its fetid rotting carcass.

More recently, he’s chosen to subject celebrities to these exploits. For the past year his show, Running Wild with Bear Grylls, has exposed Kate Hudson, Ed Helms, Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, and Kate Winslet among others to his wholly unnecessary quest to find and embrace hell on Earth — and his most recent episode with Fast and the Furious star Michelle Rodriguez may be the best effort so far.

Here’s a fun little excerpt in which he takes the actress to the desert, poaches a dead mouse in a pot of her stinking urine, feeds it to her, tastes the spoils, then eagerly guzzles the “broth”:

Edward. If you’re reading this. Please know that you can stop. We don’t want this. We don’t need it. It’s time to let it go.