A Flower Company Has Teamed With Robin Thicke For Some Atrocious Reason
Guys, nothing says "I know you want it" like the 'Get Her Back' bouquet.
It’s not going too well for the son of Alan Thicke at the moment.
He was rightfully, brutally taken apart during a live Twitter Q’n’A for VH1, his album has sold a negligible amount*, and soon the entire internet will be teasing him about his latest ill-timed foray, in which he teams with 1-800-FLOWERS.com for a big promotion surrounding their amazingly-named ‘Forever Love’ and ‘Get Her Back’ bouquets.
Yup, that’s the move, guys. If you want to win back that someone special, why not affix Robin Thicke’s sorry mess to the whole affair, by ordering the ‘Get Her Back’ bouquet. It comes with 100 romantic premium long-stem red roses, an implied rape connection, reminders of infidelity, and is boxed with a scandal regarding pressured threesomes. Oh, and you get a download of his album.
“Looking for a guaranteed way to get her back?” asks the description. “Send our lush and luxurious bouquet of 100 romantic premium long-stem red roses! Inspired by Robin Thicke’s hit single, this spectacular rose arrangement is artistically hand-designed by our expert florists to help you express your feelings perfectly. We’re sure she’ll get the message.”
We’re.. sure… she’ll… oh, Christ! Umm, hey, look! It’s Robin Thicke’s dad with the Ninja Turtles.
* We can confirm this morning’s reports elsewhere of less than 54 sales in Australia are t-o-t-a-l-b-o-l-l-o-c-k-s. ARIA haven’t yet calculated official sales – it happens today, with the chart released tomorrow night (July 12) at 7pm AEST.