Five Things We Learned Pranking US Presidential Candidates

Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler from comedy duo The Good Liars have spent the past nine months on the US election campaign trail – and no candidate was safe. From heckling Donald Trump in New Hampshire to taking shooting lessons with Rick Santorum (remember him?), they’ve documented their adventures in the new film Undecided: The Movie.

On the eve of the US election, the pair have shared the five most important things they discovered along the way.

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1. Rick Santorum Will Gladly Teach You How To Kill Someone

That’s right, Rick will make sure you know your way around a handgun. We met the Former Pennsylvania Senator at a gun range in Iowa where he took all the care in the world to teach us how to fire guns. In fact, he was so thoughtful and tender with Jason that Jason accidentally called him “dad” a couple times.

After about an hour with Rick, both of us knew how to load, aim and shoot to kill. Rick seemed to prefer shooting people in the neck. To each their own! It was really interesting shooting a gun next Rick because we’d never fired guns before and no one asked who we were. What a morning we had at the gun range!

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2. Marco Rubio Will Steal Your Girlfriend

Marco Rubio is a good looking guy. That’s a fact that there’s no denying. For “ear girls” especially, the Florida senator delivers the goods. However, there is nothing wrong with being really attractive — the problem is that Marco Rubio has no problem using his superior looks to seduce other men’s girlfriends. Marco did just that to Davram.

Luckily, we are not the type of guys who take these things lying down. We let the world know that “Marco Rubio is trying to steal my girlfriend” at a rally in Florida. This was another very important lesson we learned out there on the trail.

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3. Ted Cruz Is Possessed By A Demon

Have you ever looked at Ted Cruz’s face and thought ‘There is no way that is of this earth’? Well, you’re right. We found out through our research (and uncontrollable gag reflex whenever we saw him) that Ted Cruz is possessed by a demon.

It’s the reason his face looks like a melting candle and why he keeps saying such terrible things. Being the good people that we are, we decided to help him. At a rally in New Hampshire we performed an exorcism on the Texas Senator to rid him of the demonic spirit. Did it work? Judging by his face today… it absolutely did not.

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4. Hillary Clinton Has No Issue With A Bit of SFW Nudity

On the eve of this election it really looks like the United States is going to “settle for Hillary”. And why not? She is much less crazy than the other candidates. Here’s something you might not know about Secretary Clinton — she is okay with a bit of SFW nudity.

We took our shirts off and drew a couple of H’s on our chest with magic marker at a rally for Hillary in California. Strangely, security tried to kick us out. Thank God Hillary came to our rescue. She said we could stay “as long [we] don’t take anything else off”. Thanks Hill! She had a really hard time continuing her speech and she was so enamoured by us that she put us in a campaign ad a couple days later.

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5. Donald Trump is Boring

Donald Trump is a product of the media. He would not be the Republican nominee if it weren’t for the 24/7 coverage of the cable news outlets. To us, that really doesn’t make sense because… Donald Trump is pretty BORING.

We saw him speak at a rally in New Hampshire and at first it was pretty fun. He said all his best catchphrases (“Build the wall!”, “Hillary for prison!”, “Obama, you’re fired!”) and it was entertaining. But after about 20 minutes he ran out of steam and kept rambling on about himself and it became, well, boring. We decided to let Donald know that he wasn’t exciting enough anymore by yelling, “This is boring!”

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Undecided: The Movie is streaming now on Netflix and iTunes.