Excuse Me, These Dingo Puppies Don’t Care About The Election And They Are Good Dogs

It’s okay to admit that you have election fatigue already. The truth is, it could take days to know who’s even running this country — it’s okay to feel frustrated! But can I tell you who doesn’t feel frustrated right now? Puppies. Puppies don’t feel mad that we still don’t know who holds the balance of power in parliament. Puppies don’t experience despair that the same despots keep getting elected. Puppies haven’t even heard of a Halal Snack Pack!

Is it irresponsible to distract ourselves from this crippling ennui and the very real possibility that our country is heading towards a very dark, Mad Max future? Maybe! Here are some dingo puppies!

It’s very important to watch this video of dingo puppies, because they are cute and also very dangerous. Therein lies their appeal. First of all, dingo puppies love to snooze. They love napping and are never, ever kept awake at night contemplating the dire future of our nation.

Here is a dingo puppy blinking in the light of a new day. The dingo puppy is excited to start a new day and wonders what is happening beyond that stalk of grass. The dingo puppy is not plagued with anxiety at how the hell he is going to afford a house when he becomes a grown dingo.

Here is a dingo puppy enjoying getting his tummy rubbed. This dingo puppy loves to get attention, and never contemplates why he is afforded different rights to other dingo puppies who want to marry the partner of their choice without a national vote telling them that they’re allowed to. Dingo puppies do not know bigotry, for they are puppies.

Here is another dingo puppy (or the same dingo puppy) being cuddled. He’s having the best day he has ever known, which is easy because he is a puppy and has not been alive for long. This dingo puppy cannot wait to eat dinner, luckily he has not lost his appetite worrying about the systemic racism that may cause the country that he loves to crumble. Life is good, and he is a dingo puppy.