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Ellen DeGeneres Responds To Homophobic Pastor By Hypnotising The World’s Youth Into Being Nice To Each Other

It's that confounded gay agenda again! Curses!

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Comedian/secret peddler of Homosexualist propaganda Ellen DeGeneres usually ignores the many and varied anti-gay mouthbreathers that crop up in the United States, but pastor Larry Tomczak prompted a response from DeGeneres on her show after he accused her of using her fame to “attract young girls”.

Ellen’s response, predictably enough, is fantastic and nigh-unbeatable, meaning that Tomczak ended up doing far more damage to his own “cause” than if he’d just kept his damn mouth shut.

Moral of the story: don’t tangle with Ellen. Also don’t be a horrible human being, but definitely don’t tangle with Ellen.