Diane Keaton Was Drunk On TV Again, And It Was Wonderful
"You calm down, you crazy wino," Fallon ordered. She immediately took her shoes off and started giggling.
It has been exactly twelve months since Diane Keaton dressed in a light pink leisure suit and got hilariously, fabulously, famously sauced on Ellen.
Twelve months since she extolled the virtues of making out with Robert De Niro, in front of a live studio audience. Twelve months since she shrugged off tantric sex: “You have that thing called the orgasm. FOR NINE HOURS. That’s ridiculous.”
Twelve months since she was responsible for this GIF.
To celebrate the first anniversary of one of the greatest moments on Ellen — or, more truthfully, to publicise the launch of her new autobiography — Diane Keaton did it all over again, but this time with Jimmy Fallon. And beer pong.
Needless to say, she understands neither the rules nor the stakes of beer pong. She catches the ball. She drinks the wine. She’s gotta say, she likes The Roots. And then she throws everything everywhere, and almost up-ends the table.
“I WIN!” she yells. “I WIN!”
And in many ways, she does.