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Diane Keaton Got Boozed On ‘Ellen’ Again; Fangirled Really Hard At Justin Bieber

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Following on from the first time she got hammered on The Ellen Show in 2013, where she spoke frankly about tantric sex and “the kissing of the men”, and last year’s chaotic beer-pong game with Jimmy Fallon, where she abided none of the rules and drank all of the beer, Diane Keaton appeared on Ellen again last night. And she brought her good friend, alcohol.

While promoting her new film Love the Coopers, the classic Hollywood star and loose unit also used the occasion to drink a bottle of her own wine on television. To put her love of wine and appearing on TV with it in perspective, “The Keaton” is a direct result of both these things.

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TFW you can literally do whatever you want.

In between gulps of chilled red wine, she also discussed her other love: Justin Bieber. Luckily for Keaton, it happens to be Bieber Week on Ellen at the moment, so she was handed printed Belieber shirts and shown photos of the freshly of-age pop sensation that made her emit some fairly intimate noises.

But it’s only when the real life version awkwardly runs out on stage to give her a hug that we fully realise the extent of her Bieber crush. Boy, it’s a big one:

If you are not also Diane Keaton in this moment then you are probably a liar. Or a Metallica fan.

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If this is a dream, I don’t want to wake up.

Earlier in the week, Bieber wore a Metallica shirt on set and angered apparently anyone who’s ever listened to their music.

You can’t win ’em all, Biebs.