These Old White Male Cricketers Really Want You To Know They’re Cumming
Hold on.
For too long the cricket fans of this country have had to live in a world where they have no idea what their favourite players look like just before they cum. Today, thankfully, that era has come to an end.
In a new promo for Channel 7’s upcoming season of summer cricket, some of the biggest, whitest and most male cricket players Australia has ever produced want you to know something very important. So important you may need to “hold on”. They want you to know that they’re cumming.
Ricky Ponting? He’s cumming.
Glenn McGrath? Yep, he’s absolutely cumming.
Micheal ‘Slats’ Slater? He’s bringing possibly one of the biggest cums of them all.
They’re all cumming SO HARD you guys. It truly is an unprecedented amount of cumming. Are we, as Australians, as members of the human race, prepared for this never before witnessed collection of cums?
Almost definitely not. All we can do is to “hold on”.
the phrasing of this is…… unfortunate pic.twitter.com/JzAc7spXq9
— Tom Lloyd (@tomwLL) November 14, 2018
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Feature pic via Channel 7 / Facebook