Behold, The Greatest Post-Oscars Party Pic Of All Time

While we all rushed to bed last night, gloriously fading into dreams where we danced with Lupita Nyong’o and her cool brother while Bette Midler sang ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’, the stars were still partying. And, as always, the Vanity Fair party was the place to be seen, a place for famous people to let loose and mingle boozily with other famous people.

Here’s Oscar Winner Jared Leto fucking around with poor Anne Hathaway:

Here’s your new favourite celebrity power couple (holy shit, can you imagine?):

And here’s what’s basically the greatest post-Oscars party pic of all time:

Sure, Ellen’s selfie may have broke Twitter, but will you just look at this: that’s Bill Murray, Bill Hader and Paul Rudd casually lifting Amy Poehler, while Adam Scott, Nick Offerman, Andy Samberg and Megan Mullaly hover intently for the sake of snapshot perfection.

Our new life mission is to infiltrate that party gang, Mr Ripley-style. Sorry Andy Samberg, looks like you’re gonna be the Jude Law in this situation.