Aziz Ansari And Jimmy Fallon Read Out The Crushingly Awkward First Texts People Send Each Other
Putting a ;) in the first text. Not even once.
At some point in your life, you have sent a truly awful text message to someone you like. You just wanted to convey how much you enjoyed meeting them and express your desire to see them again, and you ended up coming off like a cross between a future serial killer and Beaker from the Muppets.
It’s okay. We’ve all done it. This is a safe space.
You, attempting to interact with others.
That said, laughing at OTHER people’s miserable efforts at human connection is really enjoyable, especially when read out by the king of awkward-relationship humour Aziz Ansari.
HORROR.
HORROR!!!
